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Virtual Reality about to make office romance more fun
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🍑 OnlyFans about to have NoFans
🤓 Zuck wants us to go to work in Virtual Reality
🏬 Amazon opening up department stores
OnlyFans “No More Sex”
What Happened: OnlyFans might be delusional as to why 120 million users visit their website, but they will no longer allow “sexually explicit content” to be posted starting Oct 1st. But why?
OnlyFans trying to be more than just a platform for sex content
OnlyFans can’t get any investors because nobody wants to put “OnlyFans Investor” in their Twitter bio
OnlyFans getting pressure from their payment processors to not allow this type of content
My Take: I think VISA and MASTERCARD are fucking over OnlyFans. OnlyFans makes BANK. They take a 20% cut from creators and are on track to do more than $1Billy in revenue in 2021. Why would they purposely give that up and try to compete with another platform like Patreon? But If OnlyFans can’t accept payment, they can’t function. Maybe they need to come out with their own crypto. OnlyCoin ($OF)?
On a related note: should I make an OnlyFans…?
Facebook’s VR Workspace Will Take Office Romance To A New Level
What Happened: Facebook has a new product that allows virtual reality meetings
My Take: There are exactly ZERO people that want this. I hate having my camera on during Zoom meetings. No way in hell I’m putting on a VR headset to attend a meeting at work. BUT. This could bring a totally new dimension for office flings… 😏
Amazon “Let’s Get Physical”
What Happened: Amazon is opening up 30,000 sq.ft department stores.
My Take: Amazon conducted mass murder on department stores for the last 20 years (RIP to Sears, JP Penny, Dillards, etc). But having a store is really useful. Especially reducing cost for “last mile delivery.” That’s a fancy way of saying, Amazon will save a shit ton of money if you pick up items you ordered from their nearest department store instead of having them delivered. And there is a 100% chance that every square inch of these stores are being tracked to collect data. Smart move by Amazon. Plus, they have plenty of “ let’s fuck around” money so it’s worth a try.
Btw, Amazon stock is down 13% since Andy Jassey took over as the new CEO and Jeff Bezos finally retired. Speaking of Jeff.
Rich Guy of the Week: Jeffery Preston Bezos
AND now he has officially installed a soft-serve ice cream machine in his new house. This might be the most relatable thing he has done. Installing a soft service machine is on my list of “Top 10 Things To Do If I Ever Get Rich”
I need him to give us an update on the ice cream flavor situation on his IG.
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